The Cowboy Arcade
One time there was this Arcade here in town that had Mario Bros. It was great until some guy put gum all over the control panel. If that had happened in my arcade, I would have jumped over something and dragon kicked that guy in the face. They also had Black Knight 2000 Pinball, the greatest pinball game ever created. Then some other guy broke one of the sliders so the game dumped your balls into the gutter. If that had happened in my arcade, I would have jumped over a group of kindergarteners and dragon punched that guy in the face.
So then I decided that I needed my own arcade, and it was called, the Cowboy Arcade.
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