COWBOYs are freaking sweet. One time Superman push-kicked the pizza guy in the chest because he delivered pineapple instead of pepperoni. The kick sent him traveling back in time and he wound up delivering it to George Washington instead. After being so pumped from the stuffed crust, GW later went on to kill 500 British soldiers with the little plastic bit that stops the pizza from hitting the top of the box. Thus, winning our nations independence.